Evan Almighty :: Movie Quotes


Joan Baxter: You want to build a boat?
Evan Baxter: It might be something fun for the family. Go sailing on the lake. I don't know.
Evan Baxter: Be great in case it floods or something...



Joan Baxter: Maybe God meant a flood of awareness.
Evan Baxter: If that's true, I'm going to be so pissed.


God: Let me ask you something. If someone prays for patience, you think God gives them patience? Or does he give them the opportunity to be patient? If he prayed for courage, does God give him courage, or does he give him opportunities to be courageous? If someone prayed for the family to be closer, do you think God zaps them with warm fuzzy feelings, or does he give them opportunities to love each other?


God: How do we change the world?
Evan Baxter: One single act of random kindness at a time.
God: One Act, of, Random, Kindness.

11 comments:

`' flying ninja said...

eeeh, sure ;]

Guilherme Barba-Ruiva said...

Ok, maybe cool, can you pass your Msn Andress for we talk ?

Joe said...

Thanks for your comment! I'll put up a link exchange right now :)

Cheers,
Joe
xx

Unknown said...

Hi!
Answering to your comment in my blog, I am glad to add your blog to the good blogs in my links...

Please, alert your readers that "Lost in the e-Jungle" is writen in portuguese (br).

Regards,
Fred

Guilherme Barba-Ruiva said...

I forget to say, I don't understand anything about blogs, i will need your help to create a link with your blog

Joe said...

You're most welcomed! Thanks to you too! :P

Anonymous said...

You have some funny stuff on here, I'll post up a link tomorrow morning...and I'll keep checking for your new quotes and reference them as well, if that's cool?

Blogman said...

Yeah, sure, I'll exchange links. I'll put it in my unrelated links on the right hand side of my blog, since your blog is unrelated to my blog topic.

`' flying ninja said...

heeey ^^ i'll add it up nooooww.. i was offline awhile ago, eniwei. thankkkz!! ;]

Tigar said...

Hi,

this is one innovative blog :) And yes, I do wanna exchange links, although too bad my blog is not in English. Anyways, I'll add you on my blog, later you can tell me if have banner or just a link.

Regards,

Fiko.

Anonymous said...

Link is up...