Marcus: How much?
Gin: Half.
Willie: No fucking way...
Marcus: Just back off, Will, I got this. I got this! Okay, 30%. That's three of us. 30%, that's fair.
Gin: Half.
Marcus: I meant 33%.
Gin: I meant half.
Marcus: And 1/3.
Gin: Half.
Marcus: 35%.
Gin: Half.
Marcus: 40%.
Gin: Half.
Marcus: 42%?
Gin: Half.
Marcus: Um... 45%.
Gin: Half.
Marcus: 48%?
Gin: Half.
Marcus: 49%?
Gin: Half.
Willie: WeII , what's one point?
Gin: We split the dough right down the middle. Any merchendise you take, I get to look at and cherry pick.
Marcus: No. Money is one thing but you ain't getting the sh...
Gin: This ain't no Chinese menu, jagoff! I tell YOU how it's gonna be. This is pricks fix!
Willie: Pricks fix?
Marcus: Ah, he's a fucking moron.
Willie: Oh really? Is that how you got the upper hand?
Marcus: Fuck you.
Willie: Negotiating?
Marcus: You don't like it? Next year, fuck off. I can always get another box jockey.
Willie: Yeah and I can get another midget too.
Marcus: Yeah? Where? You see us hanging off of fucking trees like fucking crab apples?
6 comments:
Hilarious stuff! Keep it up.
Chris
hi! Can i exchange links with ur blogs?
My blog is Infinitely CRAZY
Leave me a commment if u'd like to :)
Interesting blog, I like it :)
Keep it up.
acwo
http://tytka.blogspot.com
Hi
You have a nice blog!
I would like to exchange link with you
if you are intrested then link to me and leave a comment on my blog How to Make Money Online
I will link back to you.
Thanks!
Hey bro,
Good day.
I would like to thank you for the link exchange for the past few months, I've now got my blog "Rock Your Vote" a domain, http://www.rockyourvote.net
Kindly assist to change my blog address in your blogroll. Rest assured, your link is always added to my blog.
Many thanks & cheers,
Chris
Rock Your Vote
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Hi i am Archit from the Top Jokes Blog.
You commented on my blog a few months ago for a link exchange. I was busy at that time with my personal life but now i am back with blogging.
I have put up a link to your blog in my blog under the Links section. Please do the same in your blog and reply.
Thnx
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