The Girl Next Door, Movie Quotes

Danielle: So, you're about to graduate. You must be going nuts right now.
Matthew: Yeah. I mean, uh... it's just been, uh... been off the hook, you know.
Danielle: Really?
Matthew: Yeah.
Danielle: So, what's the craziest thing you've done lately?
Matthew: Oh, I mean, it's... it's hard to tell, you know... because we've... I've just done so much nuts stuff. I mean, it's just off the hook, off the walls. I mean...
Danielle: You haven't done anything, have you?
Matthew: No.


Eli: Dude, don't mess this up.
Matthew: Mess what up?
Eli: Matt, she's a porn star! Okay? Take her to a motel room and bang her like a beast!
Matthew: Eli, I like this girl.
Eli: And you can still like her with your penis inside her. Matthew, I tell you that you're going to regret this. What would JFK do? You know he'd tap that ass.
Matthew: Eli, I'm never going to see her again.
Eli: Oh, you know what? Fine!
Matthew: Fine!
Eli: Fine!
Eli: Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't fuck her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please, Matt! Fuck her for me! For me!


Danielle: Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?


Matthew: Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.


Matthew: Oh my god, she's so hot.
Eli: What channel, dude?