Kid: Look what I have. An Advent calendar.
Willie: What the heII is that?
Kid: It's the story of Christmas, but in a calendar. Every day you peel open a new box. You get part of the story. And then there's a chocolate inside. Do you want to open up today's box and read it?
Willie: No. You go ahead. Jesus Christ, kid. Watch the nuts.
Kid: ''So Joseph went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem, the town of David. In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. Everyone went to his hometown to register.''
Willie: That it?
Kid: Yep.
Willie: That's an awesome fucking story, kid.
1 comment:
Bad Santa is very quotable.
"I beat the [crap] out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something."
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