Kevin O'Doyle: What kind of stereo do you have? Michael Newman: I don't know, Kevin, I never checked. Kevin O'Doyle:Well my dad's stereo is a Bose. Michael Newman: What? Your Dad's stereo blows? Well that's too bad!
Referee: Black ball. Players: What the fuck do you mean, black ball? Players: Are you racist? Referee: Your jersey, not your skin. Players: I knew you were a racist.
Doctor's Assistant: - Can I help you? Frank Drebin: - Yes, I'd like to see a doctor. Doctor's Assistant: - Sign in here, please. Do you have an appointment, Mr...? Frank Drebin: - Smith. No, I don't. Doctor's Assistant: - Then take a number. Frank Drebin: - Six. Doctor's Assistant: - What? Frank Drebin: - Is six taken? Does it have to be between one and ten? Doctor's Assistant: - You'll be called.