Ocean's Eleven

Rusty:
Shane, you've got three pairs. You can't have six cards! You can't have six cards in a five-card game!


Danny Ocean: How's your wife?
Bruiser: Pregnant again.
Danny Ocean: Well, that happens.


Rusty: Barry, your turn.
Barry Watson: Uh... four.
Rusty: You don't want four. You want to fold.
Barry Watson: I do? Is that a good thing?


Cop: That's all you used in the event, nothin' else?
Basher: Hang on, are you accusing me of boobytrapping?
Cop: Well, how about it?
Rusty: Booby traps aren't Mr. Torres style, isn't that right, "Basher"? Peck, ATF. Let me venture a guess, simple g form mainliner, backwound, quick fuse with a drag under 20 feet? Yea... let me ask you somethin else did you search this scumbag for booby traps, on his person? I mean really search, not just for weapons?
Rusty: Stand back.
Basher: Oy. here we go
Rusty: Go find Griggs, tell him I need to see him.
Cop: Who?
Rusty: Just find him, will ya?

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