Bad Santa :: Quote 1
Kid: Look what I have. An Advent calendar.
Willie: What the heII is that?
Kid: It's the story of Christmas, but in a calendar. Every day you peel open a new box. You get part of the story. And then there's a chocolate inside. Do you want to open up today's box and read it?
Willie: No. You go ahead. Jesus Christ, kid. Watch the nuts.
Kid: ''So Joseph went up from the town of Nazareth in Galilee to Judea, to Bethlehem, the town of David. In those days Caesar Augustus issued a decree that a census should be taken of the entire Roman world. Everyone went to his hometown to register.''
Willie: That it?
Willie: That's an awesome fucking story, kid.
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